The Cuddly Douchebag

Cutting mangos with balisongs, oh what fun (at Ruaka road)

Put on those shades and wave to yesterday, the sunlight hurts my eyes (at Ruaka road)

The free prize at the bottom of every glass (at Ruaka road)

In the words of @thekenyanpeach “When the power goes out, the light comes on” (at Ruaka road)

It’s a good feeling when you realize the people who used to live in your house forgot their incense (at Runda Estate)

Wesley you goon
@thekenyanpeach #climbingisforchumps (at Climb Blue Sky)

After I got fed up with trying to zap strap a watch to this key and went downstairs, I noticed the key threw a really nice shadow and in the words of Forest Gump, “that’s all there is to say about that” (at Whispers)

I don’t know why there’s a large vase full of floating dead flowers in Savannah’s. Sometimes you just have to accept things like this (at Savannah Lounge Gigiri)

This is how they adventured in the 1920’s. I was gonna ride in it but it didn’t feel right without flying goggles and a red scarf
#adventuremobile

When all the other monkeys ran for the trees, this monkey stuck around and ate fruits and nuts at my feet.
#bossmonkey (at United Nations)